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Chapter Four


Notes:

this one's a little all over the place but oh well
also i feel like the fact that i'm not making this as crack-y as most other chatfics is maybe making it less funny but well . this is how i like to write so whatever


DM between @five leaf clover and @nanamichan

nanamichan Today at 12:08

there, you can talk in the server again now

thank u for apologising

five leaf clover Today at 12:09

I question your taste in boys, but it's clear to me you care for him a lot! Such passion is wonderful to see. I'll keep quiet for your sake, Nanami.

nanamichan Today at 12:12

yknow

i think u 2 could get along if u took the time 2 know him

five leaf clover Today at 12:13

If you say so! I don't see how that's possible, but if it would make a SHSL like you happy, then I'll consider it.

nanamichan Today at 12:13

thnak u

#general

kazuichi Today at 12:21

idea

because i realised none of us have met hajime irl (except chiaki ofc)

group movie night on saturday

or idk something cool and fun

i can set up a projector in my room Or wjerever, ms yukizome mught let us use the classroom

hello can anyone hear me

Hajime Today at 12:30

That sounds fun!

Still feels weird that I'm being included in stuff that should be for your class but

I'm down for that

kazuichi Today at 12:31

you're like an honorary member of class 77-b now. congrats welcome to the family you win nothing and have to put up with gundham talking bullshit every time he opens his mouth

oh god he's typing

DARK OVERLORD Today at 12:33

Of course I could not expect an insolent worm like you to understand the likes of I, the ruler of the Tanaka Empire, the Supreme Overlord of Ice, the master of four dark devas of destruction and prince of the Nine Hells… Your puny mind could not possibly comprehend the kinds of dark words that spill forth from my lips, the kinds of evil magicks I could utilise to wreak havoc upon your frail mortal form… Tremble and weep, or else forever hold your tongue.

Sonia Today at 12:33

Get his butt!

kazuichi Today at 12:34

KHSBFEKBGKSB

MISS SONIA

Hajime Today at 12:34

Holy shit Tanaka

akane Today at 12:35

he just killed u with a fuckin hamtaro icon

DARK OVERLORD Today at 12:35

Alas, I would also be "down" for this "movie night" of yours. I'm sure that proximity will allow me to more accurately measure Hinata's power level and therefore worthiness as a suitor for our beloved class representative.

kazuichi Today at 12:36

are you gonna give him the shovel talk or something???

DARK OVERLORD Today at 12:36

I know not of what you speak. Allow me to consult the ethereal texts so that I may provide an accurate answer.

Mahiru Today at 12:36

Does that mean you're googling it...?

DARK OVERLORD Today at 12:38

I believe this "shovel talk" is an accurate term for what I intend to do.

Hajime Today at 12:38

Oh god that is so not necessary

chiaki Today at 12:39

it really isnt

do it anyway tho, itll be funny... i think

Hajime Today at 12:39

BABE

DARK OVERLORD Today at 12:40

I shall be the judge of what is and is not necessary in order to protect my classmates from lowly commoners and vagabonds.

akane Today at 12:41

now ya just sound like nagito

kazuichi Today at 12:41

i don't think chiaki would date anyone that could be described as a "vagabond" she's too smart for that


Replying to: @carnivorous now ya just sound like...

DARK OVERLORD Today at 12:42

I was not referring to Hinata's status as a reserve course student, that is of no concern to me. I was speaking in more general terms about potential unknowns who could make their way into our midst.

Hajime Today at 12:42

Well I uh. Hope I can meet your standards I guess

How am I even gonna get into the main course building actually

kazuichi Today at 12:43

SHIT i forgot you guys arent allowed in

uuuuh get nekomaru to lift you up and carry you over his head while he runs through the gate

akane Today at 12:43

or i could do it and jump us over the fence

or throw u

chiaki Today at 12:43

hmmm

we put you in a trenchcoat and a big hat and pretend you're one of our dads

pekoyama Today at 12:44

Natsumi has been allowed on main course grounds when being escorted by Fuyuhiko, so I believe that as long as Hinata is with a main course student then he should be free to enter as he pleases. Chiaki can simply go to the gate to retrieve him when needed.

kazuichi Today at 12:44

we could dress him up as a girl and pretend he's one of our mums

oh or what peko said, that works too

Hajime Today at 12:45

What the fuck

I don't want to get tossed around, I don't look old enough to be anyones dad??? And I'm definitely not dressing up as a girl so uh

Yeah lets go with what Pekoyama said

IBUKI ☆彡 Today at 12:46

AWWW BUT HAJIME WOULD MAKE SUCH A PRETTY GIRL :(((((

YOU LOOK SO CUTES IN YOUR ICON!!!

Hajime Today at 12:46

Can we not

Linger on that

chiaki Today at 12:47

yea lets move on, we're going with what peko said

i'll ask ms. yukizome if we can use the classroom when we get back from lunch

IBUKI ☆彡 Today at 12:48

OH OH OR WE GO TO HAJIMES ROOM INSTEAD

I WANNA SEE THE RESERVE COURSE ROOMS ╰(*°▽°*)╯

Mahiru Today at 12:48

He probably has a roommate, so that wouldn't work.

Hajime Today at 12:49

I don't, but I don't think my room is big enough for everyone to fit comfortably anyway

Mahiru Today at 12:51

Really? Sato has a roommate, so I just assumed all the reserve course students did.

Hajime Today at 12:51

There's a handful of single rooms for special circumstances

Mahiru Today at 12:52

What kind of special circumstances??

If you're comfortable sharing!

DM between @nanamichan and @trivial pursuits

nanamichan Today at 12:52

it's safe 2 tell them if u want to

obvi not gonna say who bc its not my thing to say but some of my classmates are trans too and dont rlly hide it so

u dont have to but i think its fine

trivial pursuits Today at 12:52

AGH

I mean I'd probably have to tell them before movie night anyway so

nanamichan Today at 12:53

true...

its okay 👍 u got this

#general

Hajime Today at 12:53

Uuuh

Transgenderism

IBUKI ☆彡 Today at 12:53

OH.

IBUKI IS SORRY FOR SAYING HAJIME WOULD BE A PRETTY GIRL (┬┬﹏┬┬)

kazuichi Today at 12:54

oh shit sorry man

Hajime Today at 12:54

It's fine o7 don't worry about it

Mahiru Today at 12:55

Ooh, that makes sense. With the roommate thing. Okay.

I'm kinda happy that you trust us enough to tell us that!

Hajime Today at 12:56

It was probably gonna come up eventually anyway, I don't uh. Wear a binder on weekends to give my ribs a break so

Movie night would've been weird if I didn't give any context for. That

Anyways I've gotta get back to class now byyyyeeee

NEKOMARU Today at 12:58

HELL YEAH BROTHER

Me and my girl both got big tits and it fucking RULES!!!!

akane Today at 12:58

YEEEEAAAHHHHH

pekoyama Today at 13:00

I have gotten permission from Fuyuhiko to say that we are both also trans, if that makes you more comfortable, Hinata.

Sonia Today at 13:01

As am I! It's always so wonderful to meet more people like us :D

chiaki Today at 13:04

ur gonna make him feel more awkard when he comes back

keep it up tho he's cute when he blushes

NEKOMARU Today at 13:06

I'LL HAVE MY TITS OUT ON SATURDAY IN SOLIDARITY

Mahiru Today at 13:08

I know you just mean also not wearing a binder but I feel like you could have worded that better...